Quick hits

Slow news day (again). Updating just for updating's sake

Iran: US may feel "pain" if Security Council acts

Get ready Iran. The invasion begins tommorow.

But then again, you're Shia. You guys are just itching to get killed.

EU seeks ways to fund Palestinians despite Hamas

"The question is whether we want to provoke a crisis and the financial collapse of the Authority now in the hope that it will discredit Hamas, or whether we want to give them a grace period to act responsibly in government and let them make their own mistakes," one EU expert said.

Exactly random EU expert dude. Anyways, lets see how Hamas will handle picking up garbage and trying to fix the economy. My guess: They can't do any worse then Fatah.

Book Says Barry Bonds Used Steroids

So I guess that explains the acne, the bad temper and the baby eating

US, Dominicans make impressive starts at World Baseball Classic

Great. I'll never hear the end of this...

So, thats pretty much it. Nothing of value to talk about. If we're lucky, someone will put a bomb in the American embassy in Belize or something. If we're LUCKY